Morty Sanchez

I was born somewhere in the outer rim of the milky way galaxy approximately a 1000 years ago. In this time I learnt to play the guitar and to amuse my intergalactic comrades. Now I am going to show off my only talent on your weird planet. But it turned out to be a bad idea because all spaceports are closed now due to intergalactic efforts to keep capitalism from spreading in the universe.